wanna buy some drugs
I forget that old cameras don’t always have to take formal pictures
oh wow this is amazing/hilarious. i especially love the two arseholes standing on a weird tree stump and MANPLANE
if you thought it couldn’t get funnier btw the man in the white suit is Tsar Nicholas II
These shots of him are just beautiful. How menacing they make him look just by way he walks and holds his weapon with authority. How he takes his time to get to Fury. The way his hair blows in the wind and his body moves across the cloud of white smoke as if he had just materialized out of thin air. And then you have that perfect mechanical music in the background that sound like nails on a blackboard and white noise.
so my brother was doing something weird in the front yard in his underwear???
and the next thing i know……
Do you live in a Sims game
a guy at school today was wearing this damn fine red nail polish and I heard these two girls whispering angrily and looking in his direction so I listened in expecting them to be weird about it and the first thing I hear is “how the HELL did he get it so good did he get it professionally done or something you need to ask him where he found that colour jesus fucking christ are you KIDDING me”
I think this is a good example of how the world should work.
Bad guys with their stunt guys…no, they’re just too adorable.
"I wanted you to find me ‘cause if you could find me, you could find… him."
This babe kills me I swear
in class i’m used to sitting in the back and making all these smartass comments under my breath
now i’m in the front though so when our attractive instructor drops something and says ‘ah, fuck me!’ and i say ‘maybe later’ he hEARS ME AND LAUGHS GODFUCKING FUCK
the saga continues today in physics when our instructor asks ‘and how fast does light travel?’ and i whisper ‘hella’ and the kid next to me fucking loses it
THIS IS NOT NEWS
I don’t know what people expect Egyptians to be. I guess watching The 10 Commandments on ABC growing up got folks thinking they all looked like bronzed white people.
BREAKING NEWS: BLACK PEOPLE ARE BLACK. THIS IS AN AMAZING DISCOVERY. BLACK PEOPLE EXISTED BEFORE WE DISCOVERED THEM AND ENSLAVED THEM AND FUCKED UP THEIR LAND. WOW.
Africans in Africa? Mind blown.
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